So, first off, White House advisor John Podesta blames the outrageous DEW-like wildfire on… drumroll… systemic climate change.
He’s flying out to join Biden, it’s been reported, if he’s not already there as you see this update.
These lazy pizzaheads. With baddies this sloppy and feckless, it doesn’t take the full Hardy Boys to unravel things from here.
Remember those WikiLeaks emails where John’s friend was reminiscing about the “hot dog stand in Hawaii.”
Hawaii, by the way, not known for its hot dogs (or burgers).